So it’s daft o’clock, only people who have milk rounds or hatern road girls should be out at this hour! Ok Off the bus( old van with seats) smegging hell it’s cold than the heart Hart of my girlfriend! You have to walk up mountain now….’ you having a smegging laff it’s 4:00am, do I look like a smegging milkman ” so me and my still bad foot limped in the cold dark wind of mount milk man! The wind was a bit of a smegger, couldn’t get warm, can’t light my fag, can’t see, found shelter On top in a rock that was used as a toilet! Sun came up old rock heads on Mountain, very nice ‘ can I get down now, can I go back to bed ‘ no smegging chance off to see more old stuff. I just want to see my bed, maybe tv, a gag, pack of crisps. So off to the oldest temple in the world, yes another one! If I had a pound every time they’ve told me on my travels that I’d have enough money for a night out with a hatern road girl, including a bag of chips and taxi! So still knackered, bad foot, I’m in the middle of nowhere, midday sun, sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmungers! However did have a scarf given by monks to hang off a tree! Oh yes great move, as the I gets on the shoulders of the fastest man there trying to get up this tree, so I got up down wasn’t so easy, now foots worse, covered in cuts and scrapes. Next was go and see a dam, talk about Shiite trips, who the smeg want to sit in a van for another 3 hour to see a smegging dam!